A flower bedecked boat...
Saturday 4th August,              2012
          
“You’ve got to photograph it –          you know you          collect weddings!” called Relief First Mate. She knows how,          apart from          attending wedding ceremonies as an invited guest, Boatwif has,          over the years,          come across weddings in unexpected places. There was the wedding          party marching          around the walled city of Rothenburg ob der Tauber in Bavaria;          there was the          Canadian bride and her gang of bridesmaids pouring out of a          vintage car outside          an imposing church in St Emilion in the Bordeaux wine region;          there were the          Hispanic wedding parties being photographed in front of the          massive Spreckels          pipe organ in Balboa Park in San Diego; there were eleven          wedding groups one          day all heading for their official photographs in the formal          gardens of the          Palais de la Berbie at Albi in Southern France -  and there was the unexpected          loading of bride,          groom and guests onto a narrow boat at Stoke Bruerne one          November afternoon before          they progressed up the canal and disappeared into Blisworth          Tunnel. Well, on          Saturday, Boatwif came across preparations for a wedding in a          most unexpected          place...
Returning from Pembrokeshire          via          Worcestershire the weekend was being spent with Relief Captain,          Relief First          Mate, their senior granddaughter – and very young Monty, a          border collie, a  boat          puppy awaiting a boat. A visit to the open          air Black Country Living Museum at Dudley was mooted, with          Boatwif as guide,          she now a veteran of three previous visits. (See Boats  built              by the mile March 2011). Lunch arrangements were          discussed while          Boatwif wracked her brain to describe all the museum treats          available: a tour          underground of a drift mine, beam engines, vintage vehicles, a          Victorian          school, Victorian children’s games, chain-making, a          non-conformist chapel, rows          of 1930s shops, back to back housing, a pub, a fairground, old          canal boats, a          tram, a trolley bus – there would be much to choose from.  Up the M5 we bowled,          through Sandwell and into          Dudley: journey completed in half an hour. Ahead stood a very          steep hill, the          ruins of Dudley Castle clearly visible on top.  At the Museum a board in the          reception area          advertised boat trips run by the Dudley Canal Trust (20%          discount if taken          before midday). For boat enthusiasts this was to be an obvious          starting point. 
The Dudley Canal runs at the          bottom of the museum          site so down the hill the group of four trekked. Finding the          trip boat became the          first objective. Since the Museum and the Dudley Canal Trust are          separate          enterprises access to the trip boats wasn’t immediately obvious.          Success - tickets          were bought in time for the 11.30am trip. And then, in those          minutes waiting          for the trip to start, something caught the eye. Towards the          Dudley Tunnel          entrance was another boat – and decorated it was with white and          green foliage!          Cameras in hand Boatwif and Relief First Mate fair galloped          along the wharf. Final          touches were being made to a bridal boat! Three folk (florists?          boat crew?) were          busy titivating the white netting, the garlands of green leaves          and the          bouquets of white flowers. Only fairy lights remained to be          added. This was to          be the conveyance of choice for the bride, her mother and her          bridesmaids. The          wedding venue was to be the Singing Cavern deep under Dudley          Hill, the ceremony          booked for 4pm. Oh to have seen the conveyance in use!
Our trip boat was being loaded:          hard hats were          issued, seats allocated. Passenger neighbours reflected on their          wedding, some          forty odd years before, the first wedding ever in a new church,          in Leek,          Staffordshire. Boatwif and the Captain remembered their venue of          choice, a          Norman church, just about fifty metres from Henry Tudor’s          birthplace in          Pembroke Castle! Why choose an underground cavern, by definition          dark and          windowless...?  Off went          the battery          powered boat, packed with passengers and the skipper provided          informative          commentary. In the Little Tess Cavern a slideshow presentation          explained the          physical and geological changes of Dudley over millions of          years: oceans which          had covered the land receded, minerals and fossils being left          behind. Then two          hundred years ago came industrialisation, the canals being          developed as a means          of transporting raw materials. On went the boat trip, through a          restored          tunnel, its sides and roof disguised by concrete covering.  From time to time the boat          was stopped, for          the passengers to “ooh” and “aah” at the tunnel shafts, the          well, the limestone          stalactite formations. At last to the Singing Cavern, a vast          space, in times          past used to host splendid orchestral concerts. Now a sound and          light show is          triggered by the arrival of the trip boats.           See The            Singing Cavern Dudley Tunnel (on You Tube) to get an          impression          of the space, the sound, the sights. As for the designated          marriage venue there          was a glimpse of white flower festooned balustrades off the          starboard side of          the boat; those of us on the port side struggled for a view.
Out reversed the trip boat,          along the newest          (1984) canal tunnel, opened by Simon Groom, a Blue Peter          badge as          evidence! Backwards the boat went, pausing at an underground          loading wharf,          passengers treated to the tale of the famous canal legger, who          four times a day          would leg through a train of ten boats, a journey of four hours,          walking the          two miles back each time between the start and finish of his          tunnel journey. 
Once off the trip boat wedding          plans and          wedding venues were banished from all thoughts: there were          street games to be          played, soldiers and civilians in forties’ dress to look at,          shops to be          visited, nbs President,          Kildare and an          icebreaker to be viewed.          There was a school lesson for Standard One pupils, grim outdoor          toilets and          brewhouses to be seen, a gentleman outfitters’ to visit, a          fairground to play          at, a thirties apartment to inspect, the upper deck of the          trolleybus to ride          on... 
Later  one          wondered whether the Dudley bride glided serenely to her          wedding,          untroubled by watery drips from the limestone roof... Would all          members of the bridal          party have safely managed to board and disembark from the bridal          boat?  And let’s share          one Dudley hope for the happy          tunnel couple – that their marriage bed proves more comfortable          than the museum’s          thirties bedstead looked!
 
            















